wow i just spent hours reading through my old asks. what a journey. who remembers/was around for the first kiss stories lol
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lol just going to pop in here a year later and then disappear in the night. We miss you Megan!
Per usual 😈
idk where the source for this is but i literally cant sleep bc im laughing at it so much and cant stop looking at it
why are women so terrible?
tfw ur offended by a sad frog meme
*watches porn*
me: this intro is taking too long
*skips one minute*
*they eating ass*
me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
sibling rivalry
there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off
they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.
losing touch with reality for a minute googling the full name of my elementary school gym teacher + "height" like he was some sort of celebrity we all have public knowledge of
ecooli
