andromeda4002019:

kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly

waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

image

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

theinfamouslynotorious replied to your post: omg on the bus today i was sitting nex…

WHAT IS YOUR JOB

i work at a summer camp for 5 and 6 year olds!!!

pop4ill:

Lmao real talk

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

omg on the bus today i was sitting next to this kid and i was like hey michael want to see my double chin and i did it and he thought it was the funniest thing ever it was so cute

burgertv:

Looking for love? Try this line on anyone, and they will fall in love with you 100% guaranteed

allthingspiggly:

worldofthecutestcuties:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.

vinegod:

She Didn’t See It Coming 😂😂 by Piques

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly