meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

bennybatch:

i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre

girff:

I call this the “pouty gay boy”

Really random but your hair is fucking beaut! I was wondering how do you keep your curls in such good condition as mine are so damaged and frizzy X
Anonymous

hahaha thats not natural, i wish mine was naturally curly!!!

whatsacanada:

Long time no selfie

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township

happy easter here’s two of me