literallysame:

I made this 2 years ago and its still going strong

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

peterfromtexas:

Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic

peterfromtexas:

Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

why did i sit down now i dont want to do anything

codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry