digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

departured:

seedy:

now WHY would you snapchat me that photo if ur gonna put it in your story 

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

tastefullyoffensive:

[jackthebeanstalk]
#team aight lookin

beefmilk2:

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

psyducked:

you’re missing out

psyducked:

you’re missing out

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

Me: *loses 2 followers*
Me: maybe i should just delete my blog

jailor:

in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports