kill-whitepeople:

greatest headline of this century 

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

vein:

I put the pro in procrastination

have you lost anything in your vagina?
Anonymous

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

who deleted my caption off this? the entire point of me taking this picture was to point out the pretentiousness at my school and without the caption its just a pretentious picture…. whatever if yall want it like this take it i hope it gets featured on every pale and photo blog there is but just know that i took this picture while i was pooping

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.