shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

ophilinonoo:

when you rediscover music you used to listen to years ago and it’s still good.

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

gorbachevs-birthmark:

THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE

gorbachevs-birthmark:

THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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theater-kid-probs:

The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

This is cool and creepy at the same time

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

weloveshortvideos:

Is this shit aloud

Vine by Daniel Gomez

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

white pop singer: *sings slightly faster than usual*
white fans: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NEW RAP EXCELLENCE NICKI MINAJ WHO? BUSTA WHO? LMAO KANYE WEST IS GONNA BE WORKIN AT MCDONALDS PRETTY SOON