kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly
tryna post a selfie like
peacocks look like they speak french
ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk
You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.
So fuckin adorable
WHAT IS YOUR JOB
i work at a summer camp for 5 and 6 year olds!!!
Lmao real talk
not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition
omg on the bus today i was sitting next to this kid and i was like hey michael want to see my double chin and i did it and he thought it was the funniest thing ever it was so cute
Looking for love? Try this line on anyone, and they will fall in love with you 100% guaranteed
She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly
Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.