greatest headline of this century
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
I put the pro in procrastination
who deleted my caption off this? the entire point of me taking this picture was to point out the pretentiousness at my school and without the caption its just a pretentious picture…. whatever if yall want it like this take it i hope it gets featured on every pale and photo blog there is but just know that i took this picture while i was pooping
cigarettes are soooo nasty
LOL, howabout no
you put up a compelling argument
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.